Foreword: In case this abstruse Anti-Poem makes you feel like an old Boomer since you can't catch its many references, then you may want to read this helpful glossary chez: Cosmopolitan.
Stank Culture
Your cool couture is CANCELLED
Distressed worse than a damsel.
Best get out of the house
Decompress and delouse.
Casting shade but not sorry
Youth's just part of the story.
Here today, gone tomorrow
Who'll Stan by your late show?
Look—these locals are pissed
U & mutuals have dissed
Stressed them out with spilt tea;
Skinny legend? Guilty plea!
Trendy slang gets 'snatched'
Here for sh-nacks, duly stashed...
:P~