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META-Poems For A New Millennium

<br>META-Poems For A New Millennium<br><br>

The Flagship of Anti-Poetry — est. 2010





Figurative Filaments

"Oh say can you see, my eyes, if you can — then my hair's too short!" ~ Hair

Figurative Filaments

 

In the theater of things sublime
Pilose players and pithy pipes combine.
Metonymy may mollify a meaningless mind
As apes at nature's apex art realigned.


Doubt but don't debate about design
Scroll past scrawling so inclined
Swear to secrecy your sacred find
Never overestimate anyone unkind

Where be the beacons that before shined?
We can't fast-forward, only rewind.
Wound up tight enough, try to unwind.
Within this verbose vortex every vibrant vertex is redefined
...

Footnote:
 

Bald figureheads grow febrile barring growling fibrous fandango
Set loose a top spins then dips midst tripped up tango
All eyes see photons refracted through their own prismatic angle
Skull-bound tongue has its way with one's brain once tangled

Come now ghost of Samson — let us grow our hair of strength —
What wondrous shimmering shalt be shown in its length?
Weird yet wild antenna attuned to hardwired wisdom;
Unleashed by shaman's shout from inner shrine to outer serfdom!


Image: Poster for a London production of Hair: The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical.

The Tempest Persists

Author's Note: This piece is a sequel to a poetic prequel titled The Whirlwind Cometh.


The Tempest Persists

It shows no signs of slowing down
This Mælstrom swallows leviathans whole
Everyone's days are affected somehow
It's futile to burrow underground like a mole!

Typhon blares his foghorn from on high
Corporeal creatures fear their eventual demise
Yet not taking any chances equals wasted lives
Get caught in the squall at least once before you die!

Tempus Fugit, we expire before knowing it
Blasts from the blizzard only rattle us a bit
Don't take shit lying low nor do idly sit
Life may be a struggle, but that's no excuse to quit!

Hover over heady heights of hurricane funnel
Rock the boat gripping left and right gunnel
Force your way toward rays beyond this tunnel
Come hither monsoon—grow a river from this trickling runnel!

Coda:

Shipwrecked islander try
Not becoming lamentably blind
Pry third eye
Wide open to luster
Lying beneath shallow waves
How they tint our perception with such subtle shades...

Bask in sun until dry
Pineal cones and rods decalcified
Awry state rectified
Blow back against bluster
Showing resistance to being effaced
Heaven Ho; windstorm's course has been wholly retraced...

The Inexorable Laws of Jinx (Introduction)

Introduction to General Jinx-ology


Here by leave of the most supernal ones ever to exist are laid forth—for the benefit of unfortunate mortals—these Inexorable Laws of Jinx...

Who Now?

Jinx is a Chancer unlike any before or since non-time stopped. Hailing from the highest order of Archetypal Beings whose purpose in the Multiverse transcends even that of angels, demons, and gods.

You see, some basic parameters pertaining to holographic reality are sung in tones too loud for human ears to hear, and shewn in light beyond bright for biological blinkers to behold. Thus Jinx is in charge of Fate and its ironic implications

[since of course the fortune of any single individual within the greater whole differs greatly from every other entity].

Indeed — such heavy responsibility forces clever Jinx to improvise in order to remain lighthearted.

Hence do all tricksters without exception draw their lineage (whether directly or indirectly) to Major High Jinx. Yet there are none other so seminal as that utterly irreverent double-dealer!

Say What?

The superstitious whisper their beliefs about Major High Jinx without actually understanding its dynamic mechanics. Therefore their assumptions amount to naught but foolish gimmicks. Let us set the record straight then:

Jinx is neither good luck nor bad luck. It's rather neutral luck but may serve any incarnate being if they can suss out how to surf upon swells of sheer improbability.

Jinx isn't altogether male nor female but either or, as suits any momentary purpose. Genderless Jinx runs throughout spacetime weaving both particles and waves when observed by someone sentient. By the same token, Jinx is & are interchangeably plural plus singular.

Jinx be neither here nor there — atemporal quasi-space is their conduit. Being nowhere in particular grants Jinx omnipresence among temporal affairs.

Their masks are myriad in appearance; multifarious in finite form. Many host Jinx without even knowing it; an apparent blight — a disguised blessing!

Come Again?

Jinx could also be referred to as The Devil's Luck and can be tapped into by a Thaumaturge irregardless of sex. In other words, those skilled with sympathetic Magick (of whatever shade). But beware, court jesters and mages are closely related. The Fool is player as well as played. However, the Grand Game must never be named!

Synchronicity, the uncanny, and stark irony are all side-effects of Jinx in action. Their endless variety constitutes the selfsame spice of life (Varietas Delectat). Jinx stacks random odds in favor of, or against whomsoever lives according to their own Consciousness x Karma combined (more about this equation later on). First though, oblations are in order. Pay thy respects before proceeding:

Hail High Jinx in all their permutations upon these ephemeral material spheres!

Hallowed be High Jinx among we mere mortals who wish for fortuitous changes!

May High Jinx forestall the untimely collapse of our unique universe!

A B R A H A D A B R A

History Repeats

"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history." 

~ Aldous Huxley

History Repeats

 
Alter your behavior
Else be bent through thought control
As you flirt with grim disaster
In their twisted game of minds

This whole world is mired in words
Too much faith is staked on lies
Come September and it'll be last year
History repeats itself — History repeats!

The towers are coming down
During commercial-break distractions
Can anyone justify such actions?
Can we even make peace anymore?

Cause never ready for indignity
Our ignorance runs rampant
Buck naked in broad daylight
Deja-Vu served up with all the trimmings

An anchorman cracks under pressure
Exhausted by the laws
Of a mute and idle GOD
Martyrs broken by his truancy

So light your lantern in this darkness
Prepare a pyre for the funeral
May you be reborn
Bright as the skies' celestial eyes

Because History repeats itself —

History repeats...

Charlemagne by Guest Bard Kerin Gedge

Today's poetical history lesson comes to us courtesy of Kerin Gedge. Check out his project: The Vocabuverse.

Kerin Gedge, a projectionist coping with the lack of much to do when his Employer went digital years ago, decided to use his downtime to rewrite the English Dictionary as poetry (mainly because he'd always wanted to read it but frankly found it boring). Recently made redundant thanks to technology,  Kerin lives in New Zealand and is exploring career options in between writing The Vocabuverse as well as being a full time Dad!



Charlemagne


There was a king called Charlemagne
Charles the first also his name 

King of the Franks in seven sixty eight 
Later on a King in Italy
Remembered throughout history
By his designation: Charles the Great!

Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell
The books about those days do tell
He was the first in three whole centuries 

To bear the title “Emperor”, 
And Holy Roman Emperor, 
Crowned so by Pope Leo number three.
 

After fall of Roman Empire
He was the first king to acquire
Most of Western Europe in his grasp 

Which he ruled for thirteen years 
Until he left earth’s mortal sphere 
In eight one four when alas he breathed his last.

 "To have another language is to possess a second soul." ~ Charlemagne
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.U4iQjeJI.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.U4iQjeJI.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.U4iQjeJI.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.U4iQjeJI.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.U4iQjeJI.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.U4iQjeJI.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.U4iQjeJI.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.U4iQjeJI.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.D6bYsnGj.dpuf
There was a king called Charlemagne Charles the first also his name king of the Franks in seven sixty eight later the king of Italy remembered throughout history by the designation Charles the Great! Since in the West Rome’s Empire fell the books about those days do tell he was the first in three whole centuries to bear the title “Emperor”, the Holy Roman Emperor, crowned so by Pope Leo number three. Since the Roman Empire he was the first king to acquire most of Western Europe in his grasp of which he ruled for 13 years until he left earth’s mortal sphere in eight one four when he breathed his last. - See more at: http://vocabuverse.blogspot.ca/2013/06/c-words.html#sthash.D6bYsnGj.dpuf

Paradigmatic

Paradigmatic


Rough around the edges

Round rhymes for square wedges

Hidden away behind thick hedges


Produced as memory dredges

Double-crossed by disloyal pledges

Innocent of anything anyone alleges


Stays unfazed if hit with sledges

Hope it hangs from highest ledges

Like streamlined arrows given fledges ↣

Ça suffit — close up your ledgers!


Over-Rhyme:

Imagination rarely stretches

What a poor price knowing fetches

Even learning barely etches

Credible or discernible sketches.


Author's Note: If you enjoyed this piece then you may want to read its poetic successor: Anathematic.

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