Absurdist Posts A Personals Ad

Absurdist Posts A Personals Ad

Single male, pushing forty

(a dodgy old sketch-bag to be sure)
Seeks feminist basket-case:
"Let's iron things out!"

Fond of breathtaking landscapes, possessing remarkable acumen
And overwhelmed by a robust desire to nurture
This particular specimen cannot help but hunt high-caliber quarry
Since he often envisions himself as a champion deep down

In his short span he has met insurmountable obstacles
Employing wits that match sinews on an endomorph frame
Tanned during days spent along Central-America's isthmus
Hatching ploys for coup d'etat among the dissident waifs
Of post Cold War colonialism—beyond Liberty's gates

Longs to play mind-games with an equal who hails from greener pastures
Before locking legs with her to enact pantomimes
Which imitate subversive carnal acts portrayed on celluloid
By dint of supra-objectifying lens

Would not mind siring a race of iconoclastic malcontents
(if only to sabotage Neoliberalism astride its unremitting march)
So please respond post-haste using code-phrase:
"Amantes sunt amentes!"

** Offer valid indefinitely to she who won't settle
for abusive, two-faced cons who'll just tarnish her mettle **

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Interplay At The Interstice

Interplay At The Interstice

Betwixt serendipitous and portentous

Lies the elastic gap of The Interstice

Its symmetry is framed by four cardinal points upon compass

Symbols taken too literally are mired amid seriousness

While we of light letters break free from such fetters...

Implicit order sings explicit yet tacit

* No need to explain what is obvious to wit *

Ludic Imperative rings clear

Through post-millennial Noosphere

Abject objectivity is petrified with fear

But there's no evil to hear about here

Unless of course one falters when playing by ear

All opposites meet in the middle

Blending both attention and intention

Don't ever settle for second fiddle

You're a conductor who sounds out a whole new dimension

Betwixt splendiferous and pretentious
Dive into wide open gap of The Interstice
Asymmetry be famed for offsetting our trifling bombast!

Image: Circle of Angels by Gustave Dore [Illustration from Dante's Paradiso]

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Hooray For Sluts!

Hooray For Sluts!

Cynics should define Pornography thus:
Unsubtle orchestration of on-screen violation.

Divine nymphs given over to beastly men's pleasures...
Lurid scenes arousing one's attention
While capitalizing on intention.
For Sappho's sake, rewrite the measures!

In dominance dynamics between master and slave
Will to power seduces will to life.
Extramarital relations with someone's husband or wife?
Polyamory crumbles monogamy's cave!

Our fertility goddess is generous

Beyond any reasonable belief

Providing each his relief

From a sensual hunger so onerous.

Aphrodite's daughters are all votaries of Eros
Joined in orgiastic sport with goatish Pan.
Hermaphroditus is half woman and half man
Whilst loving younger lads was once known as Eromenos.

So let's hear it for those titillating temptresses willing to take it for we teeming masses —
Turning on us lusty voyeurs by baring their luscious breasts and bawdy asses!

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You Little Cam-Whore You . . .

You Little Cam-Whore You . . .

Getting hit on "online" by like, twenty desperate guys

Knowing she's the focus of so many pairs of eyes

At least out in cyberspace, such a woman is a prize

But even in this ocean there are fish that just won't bite

Subdued would-be suitors — low on awe but high on spite

Who will not cross the start line for attractions based on sight

Some don't get over others — some can't overcome themselves

Most ignore the rules and end up in private hells

Though no pretty face is worth whatever dignity one sells

;o

Image: Sexy Robot #12 by Hajime Sorayama.

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At ~ Z ~ Nightclub

At ~Z~ Nightclub

All the single ladies hit the dance floor at Z nightclub

Every macho man tries to squeeze in for a rub

Evolutionary psych is at play beneath the black light

Skins bare and courtships flare, beaming neon smiles so bright

Countless different voices clamor for attention

Men and women crave each other's validation

Girls flaunt sensuality; boys try to break the tension

Hips swing and heads swim—with wild anticipation

Loudspeakers deafen while vision is goggled by booze

Arms flail upward as inhibitions are set loose

Mania overtakes when inhibitions become reduced

Society sheds civility for carnality's caboose

DJ priests of Techno spin out another break

Everything is given for those who want to take

One feels like it's a dream although clearly wide awake

Shuffling to the rhythm, happy feet produce a quake

Cameras flash to catch partygoer poses

Fish lips, duck face, tilted necks and turned up noses

Lasers cut through dry ice and vapor doses

Fleeting moments frozen by those who chose this

It all happens at Z nightclub ~ every weekend ~ everywhere
Why pursue more meaning ~ if it's plain and simple there?

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Back In The Arms of Eve

Back In The Arms of Eve

Waking up on a bed of beachside rocks
Under the dissolving clouds of an effervescent sun
He can feel it happening again, though it seems a new beginning
As he senses her aura behind him within this Holocene
Whence she offers him the fruit forbidden by their Creator —
Now snap out of it Adam!

Go ahead, taste and be rewarded
Open your eyes then seize the dove
Wrapped in the electrifying arms of woman
When you both feel it, there will be no both of you to talk about
And you’ll notice that nothing and no one else exists there either
Because during those brief instants our duality is breached
One can engulf the whole of creation
With a bio-nuclear reaction
Known as LOVE.

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