Author's Note: For a more complete listing of this year's Neologisms, please refer to > OXFORD & OXFORD.
Lexicography 2015
A is for autotune, let it lie to your ears.
B gets a bukkake (if bae doesn't ask, don't tell).
C took a carnap. Wake us up when we're there.
D needs a double-double. We'll take it to go.
E gave up smoking for e-cigarettes. Enough said.
F feels an urge to fap. Not so fleek. *facepalm*
G's gone to the grow-op. Now legal in two states.
H is home to the hyperlocal. A hot mess contained.
I brings forth an internaut; diving down deep web.
J models its jeggings. Nouveau fashion faux pas.
K keeps it kikay, with her makeup and yoga pants.
L ended up lotless. Still got more than Q and X.
M amounts to meh. It's either that or matchy-matchy.
N has been nanosized. A lesser evil if punned.
O may be on-trend — but also going off-grid.
P promotes another pageview by photobombing.
R requires a retweet because ranga lives matter!
S sees to it that sexting comes first fo'shizzle.
T translates to twerking, which twitterati enjoy.
U ought to be aware uber- received prefix status.
V verifies victory for the vape heads, exhaling vog.
W witnesses a webisode on ways to waterboard.
Y says yaaas, it's almost over. Yelp review after.
Z flaunts Zef style since Die Antwoord made it BIG.
B gets a bukkake (if bae doesn't ask, don't tell).
C took a carnap. Wake us up when we're there.
D needs a double-double. We'll take it to go.
E gave up smoking for e-cigarettes. Enough said.
F feels an urge to fap. Not so fleek. *facepalm*
G's gone to the grow-op. Now legal in two states.
H is home to the hyperlocal. A hot mess contained.
I brings forth an internaut; diving down deep web.
J models its jeggings. Nouveau fashion faux pas.
K keeps it kikay, with her makeup and yoga pants.
L ended up lotless. Still got more than Q and X.
M amounts to meh. It's either that or matchy-matchy.
N has been nanosized. A lesser evil if punned.
O may be on-trend — but also going off-grid.
P promotes another pageview by photobombing.
R requires a retweet because ranga lives matter!
S sees to it that sexting comes first fo'shizzle.
T translates to twerking, which twitterati enjoy.
U ought to be aware uber- received prefix status.
V verifies victory for the vape heads, exhaling vog.
W witnesses a webisode on ways to waterboard.
Y says yaaas, it's almost over. Yelp review after.
Z flaunts Zef style since Die Antwoord made it BIG.
~ Now you know speaking decrees ~
~ Next time think before using these ~
Newer Post
Don't be shy, REPLY!
Post a Comment